KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - STOLEN CAR DRIVEN FROM MIAMI TO WA. STATE IN 48 HOURS

IMPRESSIVE

This is one of those crimes where it's hard not to be IMPRESSED.

Someone in Miami, Florida stole a Jeep Patriot from a bank parking lot on June 30th. And two days later, on July 2nd, it turned up . . . in Blaine, Washington.

That's a 3,400-mile drive. Google Maps estimates it would take 47 to 50 hours to get there . . . if you made ZERO stops.

And since the car turned up in Washington about 48 hours after it disappeared, that means whoever stole it must've driven without stopping to sleep, or even sit down for a meal.

The cops don't know who stole the car and don't have any suspects yet. All they found were some clothes inside, and a dent in the fender. They're working on getting the Jeep back to the owner in Florida.