KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - MAN DOESN'T MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM

AND THE HOTEL LOBBY PAYS FOR IT

31-year-old Ronnie Lee Warfield of Charleston, South Carolina is making national news . . . because he JUST couldn't make it six more steps to a toilet.

Ronnie was at a hotel in Charleston around 3:45 A.M. Sunday night, and needed to use the bathroom in the lobby. But JUST as he got to the bathroom door, he couldn't hold it anymore . . . and dropped his pants and let it rip right there.

The police report says he left a, quote, "large quantity of fecal matter" on the floor JUST outside the bathroom. Naturally the people at the hotel called the cops.

Ronnie told them, quote, "I didn't mean to do it, I couldn't hold it" . . . and even offered to clean it up. Instead, they took him to jail for public defecation and indecent exposure.