KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - WOMAN VISITS HUSBAND IN JAIL WHILE SHE'S NAKED AND DRUNK
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
On Saturday, a 26-year-old woman named Maura Fussell went on a pub crawl with her husband in Arlington, Virginia to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. And they must have gotten pretty sloppy, because the husband got arrested.
But apparently Maura didn't let that stop her, and just kept drinking. The pub crawl ended at 9:00, and around 11:00, she showed up at the jail to visit him . . . HAMMERED drunk and completely NAKED.
Police say they tried to get her to put clothes on, but she refused. Then they decided to be nice, and said they could either arrest her, or call a cab to take her home.
And Maura opted to be ARRESTED. Sadly, men and women can't stay in the same holding cell together. So Maura wasn't allowed to see her husband until the next morning when they were both released.
It's not clear what the husband was arrested for. But Maura is facing charges of indecent exposure and public drunkenness.