KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - MAN BRINGS Chihuahua TO BANK ROBBERY
YEP, THAT HAPPENED
Is it possible to look TOUGH when you're carrying a TOY-SIZED DOG? This guy tried his hardest . . . but no, it's STILL not possible.
Around 11:00 A.M. on Friday, a man walked into a Fry's grocery store in Tucson, Arizona . . . and brought his tiny white Chihuahua with him. He put the dog in one of the grocery store baskets, then went to the Chase bank branch inside the store.
And he ROBBED the place.
As far as we can tell, he didn't have a weapon . . . you know, outside of the fearsome Chihuahua. But when you rob a bank these days, you don't need a weapon . . . they're just trained to give you cash without resistance.
After the man got an undisclosed amount of money, he picked up his little dog and ran out.
Police described him as white or Hispanic, about 35 years old, 5-foot-10, 180 pounds. They're still trying to track him down.