KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - BURGLAR CURLS UP IN BED WITH THE PEOPLE HE ROBBED
SNUG AS A BUG
Early Saturday morning, 20-year-old Ruben Diego Ortega of Santa Ana, California broke into a house and stole a few cell phones and a PlayStation. And all that must've really tired the guy out.
Because when he went upstairs into the master bedroom, he decided to jump in bed with the couple who OWNS the house.
Ruben hopped into bed, curled up at their feet like a dog, and went to sleep.
Around 8:00 A.M., the man woke up and felt something touching his leg. He looked down, saw Ruben . . . and chased him out. Then he called the cops.
They tracked Ruben down with the stuff he stole, and arrested him.