Any time a witness to a crime says "It sounds funny but wasn't at the time" . . . well, you know it's going to be good.
A 48-year-old woman was on a flight from Tunisia to Edinburgh, Scotland on Wednesday night . . . and she was DRUNK.
While the flight was in the air, she started screaming at the flight attendants that she wanted cigarettes or a parachute. When they wouldn't give her either one, she took off her PROSTHETIC LEG . . . and started swinging it at them.
The crew managed to grab her fake leg away from her . . . so she started trying to kick them with her good leg.
The plane made an emergency landing in London where she was arrested. It wound up arriving in Scotland about three hours late.