40-year-old Christopher Lanning of Kansas City, Kansas is legally a DWARF . . . he's 4-foot-10, 90 pounds. But he's not a friendly dwarf, like one from "Snow White". He's an EVIL dwarf.

Lanning met a 14-year-old girl online on Tuesday. She told him she was in Longwood, Florida and wanted to meet. And he IMMEDIATELY jumped in his car and headed down to meet her.

That's about 1,300 miles . . . but Lanning was SO DETERMINED to get there that he just did it straight, without wasting an extra second, even for a bathroom break. Instead, he just relieved himself in the car.

Finally, when he got to Longwood, he went to a gas station where he and the girl had agreed to meet . . . and it turned out to be the COPS. The entire thing was a sting looking for online predators.

They say when Lanning got there, his car REEKED from HUMAN WASTE. He's facing charges of traveling to meet a child for sex and transmitting obscene material to a minor.

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