KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - MAN HAS SEX WITH A LAND ROVER

WHAT?

Last month, 24-year-old Daniel Cooper of Holywell, Wales was out getting drunk with friends. After the bar, they got some late-night food, then headed in their separate directions.

But Daniel got distracted when he saw a Land Rover SUV parked outside. Apparently, it looked just too SEXY and INTICING for him to pass up.

So Daniel dropped his pants to his ankles, pulled up his t-shirt, and started trying to have SEX with the Land Rover.

People walking by saw him GYRATING and THRUSTING against it, and a security camera caught him in the act.

This week, he pleaded guilty to indecent exposure . . . and he got a pretty unusual sentence. The judge banned him from leaving the house on weekends for three months . . . hopefully to keep him from getting drunk OR violating any more cars.