KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - MAN RIDES BIKE AND PLEASURES HIMSELF AT THE SAME TIME
This guy may be a pervert, but at least he's a pervert with SERIOUS agility and multitasking skills.
Last week, in Palo Alto, California, a couple called the cops to report 51-year-old Clark Duncan McElfresh. Somehow Clark was managing to simultaneously ride his bicycle AND vigorously fondle himself. That takes real skill.
Apparently, Clark was just riding around a park, self-pleasuring and pedaling. That's impressive.
Police tracked him down and arrested him for indecent exposure.