KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - MAN RIDES BIKE AND PLEASURES HIMSELF AT THE SAME TIME

TALENTED??

This guy may be a pervert, but at least he's a pervert with SERIOUS agility and multitasking skills.

Last week, in Palo Alto, California, a couple called the cops to report 51-year-old Clark Duncan McElfresh. Somehow Clark was managing to simultaneously ride his bicycle AND vigorously fondle himself. That takes real skill.

Apparently, Clark was just riding around a park, self-pleasuring and pedaling. That's impressive.

Police tracked him down and arrested him for indecent exposure.