REAL MOOSE MOUNTS MOOSE STATUE IN GRAND LAKE
Last week, a family in Grand Lake, Colorado put up a life-size statue of a MOOSE in their front yard.
A few days later, a REAL moose saw the statue. And, apparently, he instantly FELL IN LOVE with it.
Now, according to a neighbor, quote, "He's nuzzling [the statue], and he kisses and he walks around [it]. And he gets on top of him." That's right . . . the real moose keeps trying to HAVE SEX WITH the moose statue.
There's more. Both the statue and the real moose are MALE. So the moose isn't trying to impregnate the statue . . . apparently he's just trying to have man-on-man love with it.
For now, the people who own the moose statue are leaving it up . . . who are they to destroy young love, right?