KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - CAVEMAN CHUCKS SPEAR AT CARS

WHAT? CAVEMAN???

Jeffrey Jones was standing in a Sacramento road the other night when, police say, the 56-year-old threw a spear at a passing car, causing it to become lodged in the vehicle's front fender. Jones was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, but judging from his mugshot, you could be forgiven for wondering if he wasn't also charged with illegal time travel from the caveman era of human development.