KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - UGLY PROSTITUTE
MAN DIALS "911" TO REPORT HIS UGLY HO!
There are a few things in life you just have to buy at your own risk. This might be the biggest one.
On Tuesday night, in West Midlands, England, a man ordered himself a PROSTITUTE who was advertising in the back section of a newspaper.
When she got there, the man called the police . . . to report that she was UGLY.
He told the dispatcher that he'd asked her to describe herself before he ordered her services. But when she showed up, quote, "she mis-described and misrepresented herself totally." So he thought she should be arrested for false advertising.
The dispatcher hung up on him, but a police officer called back and told him not to call the police to complain about a prostitute's looks again.
He could've been charged with soliciting sex or false reporting, but they let him off with a warning.