KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - 55 YEAR OLD MAN CRASHES HOMECOMING
In this guy's wildest fantasies, Saturday night probably went totally different and he was embraced, cheered, and surprisingly crowned HOMECOMING QUEEN. Unfortunately for him, it was basically the opposite.
On Saturday night, 55-year-old Curtis Hutchings of Pinckneyville, Illinois CRASHED the homecoming dance at Belleville East High School in Belleville, Illinois.
Well . . . he never made it inside. But he did show up in his homecoming dance finest . . . MAKEUP and a PINK DRESS.
Students spotted him sitting in his car in the parking lot . . . allegedly doing LEWD THINGS with himself while he was in his dress. The police say they spotted some items in his car that, quote, "verified the lewd conduct."
He was arrested and charged with public indecency.