20-year-old Emily Craig and her boyfriend, 31-year-old Shaun Bowden, were at a Home Depot in North Charleston, South Carolina.
And they decided to GET-IT-ON. Even though it was 8:40 in the morning . . . even though Home Depots aren't particularly EROTIC . . . and even though they should've KNOWN we'd be talking about them if they got caught.
Emily and Shaun went into a DISPLAY SHED in the store . . . and started going at it.
Unfortunately for them, an employee noticed the shed was a-rockin' and called the cops. When the cops got there, they found Emily and Shaun bottomless inside the shed.
Both of them were arrested for disorderly conduct, and Shaun was hit with one count of indecent exposure because his junk was exposed.