You know, whenever one of us tells you, "DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL," it's not just empty hype. Touching that dial and switching off this radio station could PUT YOUR LIFE IN DANGER.
On Thursday morning, 40-year-old Josue Rodriguez of Lake Worth, Florida was taking a shower and listening to the radio. (We don't know the station, but we assume he was live-streaming us. Josue is pronounced "Ho-sway.")
Then his roommate committed the ultimate sin . . . he CHANGED the station. So Josue got out of the shower . . . grabbed a MACHETE he had stashed under a table . . . and went after him with it. We're not sure if he was still naked at the time.
Josue swung the machete, but fortunately his roommate DUCKED just in time. Then he smashed the handle of the machete into his roommate's cheek. Somehow, the roommate managed to get outside call 911.
Josue tried to tell the police he HADN'T attacked his roommate for changing the radio station, and that, quote, "I only had the machete because I was going to sleep in the woods for the night." The cops didn't buy THAT, and he was arrested.