Last Tuesday, 37-year-old Deborah Ann Burns of Immokalee, Florida was watching TV. Her boyfriend, 53-year-old Willie Butler, walked past her. And just as he did . . . he BROKE WIND right in her FACE.
Deborah immediately started yelling at Willie. He told her to shut up. So she grabbed an eight-inch KNIFE out of the kitchen and THREW IT at Willie. It hit him in the stomach, and he suffered a minor cut.
When the cops asked Deborah why she'd thrown the knife, she told them, quote, "[he] farted in my face."
Deborah was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. She's served almost two years in prison in the past for a felony conviction for aggravated assault with a weapon and battery on a law enforcement officer.