WTF? - WOMAN MARRIES HERSELF!?!

40 year old Yasmin Eleby said if she wasn't married by 40 that she would marry herself. So, she did. Read More...

KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - WOMAN TELLS COPS SHE'S NOT DRUNK, THEN POOPS HERSELF

47-year-old Michelle Meyers of Stuart, Florida was driving her Chevy Trailblazer a few weeks ago and swerving, so a cop pulled her over. Read More...

KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - WOMAN ASSAULTS NEIGHBOR WITH SNOW BLOWER

On Tuesday, 61-year-old Barbara Davis was dealing with about two feet of snow outside her home in Arlington, Massachusetts, just outside Boston. Read More...

KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - ZOMBIE CAT!!!

52-year-old Ellis Hutson of Tampa, Florida had a cat named Bart, who was hit by a car earlier this month. Ellis rushed him to the hospital, but it was too late . . . Bart was dead. So Ellis gave him a quick funeral and buried him. Read More...

KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - GUY RELIEVES HIMSELF OVER A BALCONY...AND IT HIT A WAITRESS BELOW

20-year-old Orion Jones of Key West, Florida was at a bar on Friday night, and standing on the balcony overlooking the street. And while he was up there, he was so drunk he started PEEING. Read More...

KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - MAN BRAGS ABOUT WARRANTS ON FACEBOOK

22-year-old Eddie Smith of Mineral Wells, Texas posted a status update on Facebook back on the 20th. It said, quote, "So, I have 16 warrants out right now. Lol they know where I'm at tho so, it must not be TOO bad." Read More...

KENDALL B'S CT&B - LIL WAYNE WANTS TO TAKE DRAKE AND NICKI WITH HIM IF HE LEAVES CASH MONEY

BIRDMAN, the CEO of Cash Money, might have a bigger problem than just losing LIL WAYNE . . . because when Wayne leaves the label, he's planning to take his artists, including DRAKE and NICKI MINAJ, with him. Read More...

HOW TO KNOW SHE IS CHEATING ON YOU!

This is a list of TELLS that all added up could mean she is cheating on you. Do you think it's real? Read More...

KENDALL B'S CT&B - CHRIS BROWN DELAYS TOUR

CHRIS BROWN was supposed to hit the road beginning TONIGHT with Trey Songz and Tyga, but yesterday he announced that he'll need to postpone some dates to complete his court-ordered community service. He said, quote, "The judge wouldn't sign off on my travel to do the tour until I finish these last 100 hours." Read More...

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