KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - DON'T TRY TO ROB A MMA FIGHTER!

Two women in Acailandia, Brazil were out Tuesday night when two guys pulled up next to them on a motorcycle and tried to ROB them. Read More...

KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - 3 POLICE OFFICERS TURN DOWN SEXUAL FAVORS FROM THE SAME WOMAN

A cop named Brian Sudbrink pulled over 24-year-old Arielle Engert at 2:48 A.M. on Monday. She'd been swerving, she failed a sobriety test, and she had marijuana on her. So he arrested her. Read More...


KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - SINK OR SWIM! COUPLE HAVING RELATIONS IN A VAN ROLL INTO A LAKE!

A 49-year-old guy from Germany was with his 42-year-old girlfriend in Tyrol, Austria on Saturday, and parked their Mercedes minivan by a lake to get-it-on. Read More...

KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - HE WANTED TO HAVE DINNER WITH A HOMELESS MAN...BUT THE GUY WASN'T HOMELESS

It sounds like this guy was trying to be a Good Samaritan. It's just hard to do that when you're also a drunk idiot . . . Read More...

KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - HUFFER GETS FACE FROSTBITE

A woman named Melissa Ann Wright went into a Walmart in Olathe, Kansas last Wednesday night, grabbed some industrial strength CANNED AIR that you use to clean computers . . . and started huffing it. Read More...

KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - IRONIC EDITION - IRONMAN ATHLETE SAVED BY DUNKIN DONUTS?!?!

52-year-old Don Pemberton of Mesa, Arizona is an Ironman athlete . . . which means he does triathlons that include a 2.4-mile swim, a 112-mile bike ride, and a 26.2-mile marathon at the end. Most of us couldn't even do ONE of those. Read More...

KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - DRUNK WOMAN WANTS KIDS SHE PICKED UP FROM SCHOOL TO DRIVE

61-year-old Pamela Brown went to pick up two kids from their middle school in Ormond Beach, Florida last Tuesday . . . and she was DRUNK on wine. The police didn't say how Pamela is related to them Read More...

KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - IDIOT TRIES TO TAKE A SELFIE WITH A RATTLESNAKE

36-year-old Alex Gomez was at his family's ranch about 70 miles southeast of L.A. on Monday, when he saw a four-foot rattlesnake in a field . . . picked it up . . . and put it around his NECK so his nephew could take a photo. Read More...

KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - JERK ATTACKS MOTHER BECAUSE SHE NEEDS HELP WITH HER CELLPHONE?!?!

I know it's annoying when your parents need help with technology, but apparently some people's patience is wearing thin . . . Read More...

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