KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - MAN BREAKS INTO A HOUSE WEARING A WIG, PLAYS WITH RC COPTER AND PLEASURES HIMSELF!!
5/2/2013 5:39:00 AM
Over the weekend, 23-year-old Jason Vickery broke into a house in St. Augustine, Florida. And we're not sure what drugs he was on, but whatever they were, they made him mistake his BURGLARY for a RESORT VACATION.
Jason broke into the house wearing a WIG. He found a remote-controlled toy HELICOPTER inside and started playing with it. Then he ate a SALAD he'd brought with him.
And finally, he topped it all off by going into the bathroom . . . and PLEASURING HIMSELF.
By the time he was done, someone had called the cops about the break-in. So when Jason walked out of the bathroom, he found a cop with his GUN DRAWN.
Jason was arrested for burglary. The cop also found marijuana and other drug paraphernalia on him.
CELEBRITY TRASH AND BASH - MARIAH CAREY AND NICK CANNON RENEW THEIR VOWS FOR THE 5TH TIME
5/1/2013 9:13:00 AM
This time at Disneyland. They closed Fantasyland for the night, invited 250 guests and Nick DJ'ed the reception.
Here they are with dem babies.
KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - METH ADDICT STARTS EATING LINT OUT OF A DEPARTMENT STORE'S CARPET
4/30/2013 5:32:00 AM
Even for a RAGING METH ADDICT this seems over the top.
Yesterday, police in Louisville, Kentucky got a call about a 50-year-old meth head named Jeffery Wagner.
Jeffrey was at a Burlington Coat Factory, but not to shop for slightly defective discount coats like the rest of us. No . . . Jeffrey was on his hands and knees, picking LINT out of the carpet, and EATING IT.
When someone asked him what he was doing, he told them he was, quote, "eating sparkles."
He consented to a search and the cops found crystal meth on him. He admitted he was high on meth at the time.
Jeffrey was arrested and is facing two charges of possession of a controlled substance and one charge of public intoxication.
KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - MAN VIGOROUSLY SHAKES ON THE BEACH WHILE BEING ONE WITH HIMSELF
4/29/2013 5:46:00 AM
If you're going to have your way with yourself in public, wouldn't you try to be SUBTLE about it?
Last week, 42-year-old Elijah Slocumb of Key West, Florida was on the beach. And according to witnesses, he was FURIOUSLY going at it with himself.
And they knew that because his ENTIRE BODY was SHAKING from the impact.
One woman called the cops. When they got there, they couldn't see Elijah's hand because his backpack was in the way . . . but they could see his arm moving and his body jiggling.
He was arrested for lewd and lascivious exhibition.
CELEBRITY TRASH AND BASH - JAY-Z, BEYONCE AND BLUE IVY DINE IN PARIS
4/26/2013 5:35:00 AM
Awww. Blue Ivy is doing her baby thing.
KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - POLICE CATCH THE ELUSIVE NAKED MAN FLASHER WHO SLAPS HIS BUTTOCKS!!
4/25/2013 5:42:00 AM
FROM THE HUFFINGTON POST
Delaware police finally got their "elusive naked man," reports local outlet the News Journal.
According to a statement released by Newark, Del., police, 39-year-old Jason Grubbs was arrested over the weekend after authorities responded to a report of a nude man walking down a street, slapping his buttocks. Police linked the Pennsylvania resident to at least 16 similar incidents of indecent exposure since 2011.
Grubbs was apprehended Saturday night after two women, ages 20 and 21, saw him walking on the opposite side of Beverly Road wearing a shirt, but no pants. Grubbs ducked between two homes, but police later spotted him emerging -- fully clothed -- from a patch of trees. He fled and attempted to climb a fence, but officers caught up with him and took him into custody.
The circumstances of Saturday's spotting are similar to most of Grubb's alleged flashing ...
KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - A WOMAN CARJACKED ON A ROMANTIC FIRST DATE...BY HER DATE!!!!
4/24/2013 5:50:00 AM
Last week, 21-year-old Nimeha Milien of Lake Worth, Florida went on a first date with 19-year-old Donald McGee Junior of Hollywood, Florida. They hadn't met in person before, but they'd been texting.
Things started pretty well. They went for a nice romantic walk on the beach, and had a great conversation. Then they went to Wendy's to end their night.
Donald told Nimeha his brother was coming to pick him up . . . then suddenly WHIPPED OUT A GUN and CARJACKED her.
Donald sped off in Nimeha's 2000 Honda Civic . . . and she went to a gas station to call 911. The cops chased Donald for about eight miles, until he lost control and spun off the road.
He was arrested for armed carjacking, robbery with a firearm, possession of marijuana, driving without a license, and fleeing police.
Nimeha says she's done with dating for a little ...
KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT A HARPOON THROUGH YOUR EYE!!!!!
4/23/2013 5:32:00 AM
34-year-old Bruno Barcellos de Souza Coutinho of Brazil is a fisherman. And last week, he was cleaning his spear gun when it accidentally went off . . . and fired a HARPOON THROUGH HIS EYE.
The harpoon went all the way through to the back of his skull. But somehow it missed ALL of the key arteries . . . and his brain. The only thing he lost was the vision in his left eye.
CELEBRITY TRASH AND BASH - AMBER ROSE GETS A TATTOO OF WIZ KHALIFA ON HER ARM
4/19/2013 7:30:00 AM
Good work right ??
KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - 81 YEAR OLD GRANDPA LEADS A DRUG CARTEL!!
4/12/2013 5:39:00 AM
Police in Florida just busted a guy for running a prescription drug ring. AN 81 YEAR OLD GUY!!!
On Tuesday, cops in Seminole County, Florida arrested 81-YEAR-OLD Arthur Cox after undercover agents witnessed him selling a guy $1,000 worth of painkillers.
They also arrested the four other drug dealers working with Arthur. Arthur is a small, white grandfather with white hair and squinty eyes. The four others are all black and between 23 and 31 years old.
The cops say Arthur got hooked up with them through his 26-year-old grandson. All of them are facing several drug charges.
In an interview, he told a reporter, quote, "Listen, son, all this is a big bunch of crap. I'm 81 years old, I've never been in trouble in my life."
That's not entirely true. In 1983, he was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior in Orlando. He says that was ALSO bogus, ...