KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - MAN BREAKS INTO A HOUSE WEARING A WIG, PLAYS WITH RC COPTER AND PLEASURES HIMSELF!!
Posted 5/2/2013 5:39:00 AM

Over the weekend, 23-year-old Jason Vickery broke into a house in St. Augustine, Florida.  And we're not sure what drugs he was on, but whatever they were, they made him mistake his BURGLARY for a RESORT VACATION.

Jason broke into the house wearing a WIG.  He found a remote-controlled toy HELICOPTER inside and started playing with it.  Then he ate a SALAD he'd brought with him.

WIG

And finally, he topped it all off by going into the bathroom . . . and PLEASURING HIMSELF.

By the time he was done, someone had called the cops about the break-in.  So when Jason walked out of the bathroom, he found a cop with his GUN DRAWN.

Jason was arrested for burglary.  The cop also found marijuana and other drug paraphernalia on him.

Posted By: Kendall B  

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