KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - MAN VIGOROUSLY SHAKES ON THE BEACH WHILE BEING ONE WITH HIMSELF
Posted 4/29/2013 5:46:00 AM

If you're going to have your way with yourself in public, wouldn't you try to be SUBTLE about it?

Last week, 42-year-old Elijah Slocumb of Key West, Florida was on the beach.  And according to witnesses, he was FURIOUSLY going at it with himself.

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And they knew that because his ENTIRE BODY was SHAKING from the impact.

One woman called the cops.  When they got there, they couldn't see Elijah's hand because his backpack was in the way . . . but they could see his arm moving and his body jiggling.

He was arrested for lewd and lascivious exhibition.

Posted By: Kendall B  

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