KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - 81 YEAR OLD GRANDPA LEADS A DRUG CARTEL!!
Posted 4/12/2013 5:39:00 AM

Police in Florida just busted a guy for running a prescription drug ring. AN 81 YEAR OLD GUY!!!

On Tuesday, cops in Seminole County, Florida arrested 81-YEAR-OLD Arthur Cox after undercover agents witnessed him selling a guy $1,000 worth of painkillers.

They also arrested the four other drug dealers working with Arthur.  Arthur is a small, white grandfather with white hair and squinty eyes.  The four others are all black and between 23 and 31 years old.

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The cops say Arthur got hooked up with them through his 26-year-old grandson.  All of them are facing several drug charges.

In an interview, he told a reporter, quote, "Listen, son, all this is a big bunch of crap.  I'm 81 years old, I've never been in trouble in my life."

That's not entirely true.  In 1983, he was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior in Orlando.  He says that was ALSO bogus, he was just using a bathroom when an undercover cop accused him of, quote, "shaking my [penis] at him."

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