KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - PRISON GUARD TRADES HOMEMADE COOKIES FOR CHAINED HEAT SEX!
Posted 3/8/2013 5:40:00 AM

This guy must have one hell of a cookie recipe.  Once he's done being disgraced, he should think about publishing a cookbook.

In Everett, Washington, a 58-year-old county jail guard named Abner Canda has been arrested for trading HOMEMADE COOKIES for sex with a female prisoner.

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In court documents, the prisoner was only identified by her initials, C.D.  She says that last May, Canda offered her his homemade cookies if she'd show him her breasts.  She says she did it, quote, "willingly."

After that, things escalated.  He regularly traded her cookies for sexual favors.  And from his photo, we're thinking the cookies really WERE the only appeal . . . he's not exactly going to be posing for the "Hunks of Washington's Prison System" calendar.

The court documents say detectives believe Canda traded cookies for sex with at least two other female inmates.

Canda is facing charges of felony custodial sexual misconduct.  And, of course, he's married.

Posted By: Kendall B  

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