KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - WOMAN POOPS ON KITCHEN FLOOR WHEN HUSBAND CHEATS
1/9/2013 6:42:00 AM
This happened last month, but just made the news now.
On December 21st, 51-year-old Brenda Schumann of Vero Beach, Florida suspected her estranged husband Donovan was cheating on her with another woman. She and Donovan live apart, and she busted into his home to find out.
When she got inside, she DID find Donovan with another woman. And Brenda responded by . . . UNLEASHING HER BOWELS on his kitchen floor.
Why? She told the cops, quote, "I found him in bed with a naked chick. What was I supposed to do?"
She also threatened to kill Donovan, peed on the hallway carpet, and shot up Donovan's mirrors and Christmas decorations with a rifle.
Brenda was arrested for aggravated assault and domestic violence. She and Donovan have been separated for a few months and are in the process of getting a divorce.