KATHIE J'S STUPID NEWS - MAN WAKES UP TO GIRLFRIEND TRYING TO BITE OFF HIS NUGGETS!!
Posted 10/29/2012 5:36:00 AM

THIS is why you and your girlfriend should never go to sleep mad at each other.

On Thursday night, a 46-year-old man in Jersey City, New Jersey got into an argument with his 40-year-old girlfriend, Linda Mendez.  They ended up going to sleep without resolving things, and Linda was clearly NOT over it.

Because after the man fell asleep, he was woken up abruptly in the middle of the night . . . by Linda GNAWING ON HIS SCROTUM.

She bit through the skin, it started bleeding, and the guy called the cops.  Linda was arrested for aggravated assault and domestic violence . . . even though the man told the cops he wasn't going to press charges.

There's no word on whether the man suffered any significant damage from the testicle biting.

linda

Posted By: Kendall B  

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