10 MANAGEMENT RULES --- AS WRITTEN BY A PIMP!!
Posted 8/17/2012 8:21:00 AM

Police in Long Island raided a house and arrested eight people in a prostitution and heroin ring.  26-year old Steven McDaniel was one of the ringleaders . . . and he'd prepared an awesome handwritten list of ten instructions for pimps. 

It's entitled, quote, "Rule's 2 Da Game of Hoez!!!"  Here are his management tips.  (--We left in Steven's unique spelling and grammar choices.)   

 PIMP

 

#1.)  Alwayz make them need and depend on you so you have power over them.  (Power is control)

 

 

#2.)  Make them understand that you don't need them, they need you, and they are replaceable.  Never let them no if you need them deep down inside.   

 

 

#3.)  Never let no 1 get away with sneakin anything cause once they feel they can get away they will alwayz scheme. 

 

 

#4.)  No matter how much you like or care for 1 or any of them, don't trust none of them.  (Like "Scarface".  Who do I trust??  Me that's who . . .)

 

 

#5.)  Alwayz stay 2 steps ahead of the game you have them playin . . .  

 

 

#6.)  Don't let them no all your plan's, but alwayz try 2 no there's . . .

 

 

#7.)  Make sure you own there mind's, body's, and soul's.  (N test it out every often 2 make sure) 

 

 

#8.)  Keep your bi on the low as possible when it comes to family and hater's.  (Cause you can't trust none of them)  (--We think bi is an abbreviation for what Snoop Dogg would call a "bee-yotch".)

 

 

#9.)  Alwayz try 2 no whatz goin on.  (Make them tell on each other.)

 

 

#10.)  Give respect when respect's due.  (Follow these rule's and you should b gucci.)

Posted By: Kendall B  

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